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guccihairshirt:

the concept of womanhood makes me crazy and the concept of spending time with women who have internalized the concept of womanhood is like the opposite of sisterhood you literally can’t escape it. You go anywhere and someone will b like. you should shave

crunchwrapofnotredame:

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

stoykoff:

woodlesbian:

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

snulbug:

worldsworstfather:

somebody

scrabblezard:

bruhgender:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

miserablelittlesmugbastard:

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss

causing a ruckus

My client pleads not guilty on three charges of being back on his bullshit